@Nia

peoplemask:

katsudonburi:

braaaaain:

peoplemask:

thedandybutch:

nightmarishthings:

thedandybutch sumbitted me about a very interesting Icelandic Magical Stave.

Icelandic magical staves (sigils) are symbols credited with magical effect preserved in various grimoires dating from the 17th century and later.According to the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery and Witchcraft, the effects credited to most of the staves were very relevant to the average Icelanders of the time, who were mostly subsistence farmers and had to deal with harsh climatic conditions

The one they told me about was the Nábrókarstafur,a stave used when making Necropants, a pair of pants made from the skin of a dead man that are capable of producing an endless supply of money. X

I submitted this because “NECROPANTS” are exactly what they sound like; holy shit.

D:

D: !!!

Guys guys it’s so much betterworse than that! It had to come off of someone who gave you permission to take them after they died, then you had to steal a coin from an old woman and place it inside the scrotum with an incantation. Then it would overflow with endless pocket change.

HUMANS WHAT THE FUCK

Reblog for the omg.
captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

lytendrah:

CRYING

okay Emily, get up and go clean the kitchen

do it

dooooooo iiiiiittttttt

I'm sorry but elves just look wrong as POC, they lose so much of their ethereal beauty and the purity that they represent.
Anonymous

lightandwinged:

nineprotons:

dividedconsciousness:

maleficarmorrigan:

*makes hour-long fart noises*

"Im sorry but black people cant be elves because black people arent beautiful or good"

Please tell me this anon is fucking joking.

For Anon:

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Anon probably could have said “I’m a boring racist” and saved themselves a lot of typing.

yarnophile:

Sign pun I did for work ^.^

yarnophile:

Sign pun I did for work ^.^

enajcosta:

rabbrakha:

Parineeti Chopra responds to a male reporter who claims to know nothing about periods (menstrual cycle). [X]

SO IMPORTANT.

i dont understand how straight men can possibly have any expectation of spending the rest of their lives putting their penises into vaginas without bothering to know anything about periods i mean come on

If there is one thing that an atheist movement should stand against (or at least be reflexively suspicious of), it is the erection of cults of personality around individual voices. Most movement atheists will be able to, without breaking stride, list a number of specific examples of religious movements that have gone terribly awry when a single person is placed at their zenith. Atheistic communities are no exception, or at least should not be. If Richard Dawkins is ‘a liability’, it is because we atheists have failed to resist the urge toward celebrity worship. In a perfect world, Dr. Dawkins‘ opinions on evolution would be evaluated and lauded when accurate, and his opinions on other matters would be seen as irrelevant when they are false. The fact that he regularly repeats fairly common bromides about rape culture and xenophobia would be seen, in this better world, as reflective of an incurious mind that speaks more than it thinks. To the extent that this is not the case (many atheists I know have no interest in Dr. Dawkins‘ opinions), it should be seen as a failing of the community to live up to its principles. When people continue to write articles as though it was still 2007 and The God Delusion was still one of the only popular sources for atheist advocacy, it cements the perception that Richard Dawkins is reflective of the atheist movement rather than being simply one voice among many.

Ian Cromwell (@Crommunist(via feminace)

Quote is from Is Richard Dawkins An Asset Or A Liability To Atheism? No. Must…read. Love how he questions the question itself (problem with liability/asset binary), questions the idea that there is “one” atheist movement (nope) and illustrates how similar personality cult in secular space is to it some theist ones. Oh and I’m one of the atheists that has "no interest in Dr. Dawkins‘ opinions." Must read full essay!

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