thedandybutch sumbitted me about a very interesting Icelandic Magical Stave.
Icelandic magical staves (sigils) are symbols credited with magical effect preserved in various grimoires dating from the 17th century and later.According to the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery and Witchcraft, the effects credited to most of the staves were very relevant to the average Icelanders of the time, who were mostly subsistence farmers and had to deal with harsh climatic conditions
The one they told me about was the Nábrókarstafur,a stave used when making Necropants, a pair of pants made from the skin of a dead man that are capable of producing an endless supply of money. X
I submitted this because “NECROPANTS” are exactly what they sound like; holy shit.
Guys guys it’s so much betterworse than that! It had to come off of someone who gave you permission to take them after they died, then you had to steal a coin from an old woman and place it inside the scrotum with an incantation. Then it would overflow with endless pocket change.
HUMANS WHAT THE FUCKReblog for the omg.
If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?
*makes hour-long fart noises*
"Im sorry but black people cant be elves because black people arent beautiful or good"
Please tell me this anon is fucking joking.
Anon probably could have said “I’m a boring racist” and saved themselves a lot of typing.
Sign pun I did for work ^.^
Parineeti Chopra responds to a male reporter who claims to know nothing about periods (menstrual cycle). [X]
i dont understand how straight men can possibly have any expectation of spending the rest of their lives putting their penises into vaginas without bothering to know anything about periods i mean come on
Quote is from Is Richard Dawkins An Asset Or A Liability To Atheism? No. Must…read. Love how he questions the question itself (problem with liability/asset binary), questions the idea that there is “one” atheist movement (nope) and illustrates how similar personality cult in secular space is to it some theist ones. Oh and I’m one of the atheists that has "no interest in Dr. Dawkins‘ opinions." Must read full essay!
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#I just love how as soon as hardison smushes his face with eliot’s face#eliot immediately jerks away and looks to parker for help#like ‘he’s your boyfriend do something’#and parker just rolls her eyes#like ‘no way when he gets all cuddly in public he’s your boyfriend’#and you know that if eliot the hitter really wanted hardison to let go he could incapacitate him in a heartbeat#ugh#perf leverage ot3 (via secondbestpolicy)